This isn't awkward at all...: Archive

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Oct 30th

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Watch

teamcoco: A whole year of CONAN condensed into four wonderfully convulsion-inducing minutes? Yup. This is that. Love it.

Oct 27th

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Oct 26th

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Oct 26th

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My brother, fucking unbelievable.

Oct 25th

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Oct 25th

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Oct 25th

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Oct 22nd

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Oct 22nd

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Got a raise today, thought about the first person I should tell, no one.

Oct 21st

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inothaz: I feel like a child stuck with big people problems.

Oct 21st

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I sometimes wonder what I’m feeling, what I want to feel, how I don’t want it, cause I can’t have it.

Oct 19th

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Brakelights

Officer Nathan Rhodes: This didn't happen because of Helen. This happened because you didn't get your tail lights fixed. It's pretty simple. Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to see you night by night drive past me with your fucking tail lights still broken?! Do you have any idea how crazy that makes me? It's a simple solution! You're problem, Annie, is that you just don't understand that you can hurt people! With these broken lights! Don't you see how irresponsible this is?
Annie: Yes, I should have gotten my fucking tail lights fixed. But I didn't, okay! I didn't!
Officer Nathan Rhodes: Listen, don't worry about it. Seriously. You're message was received.

Oct 19th

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Captain America: Dance Partner

Steve Rogers: I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner.
Peggy Carter: Did you have something against running away?
Steve Rogers: You start running they'll never let you stop. You stand up, push back. Can't say no forever, right?
Peggy Carter: I know a little of what that's like. To have every door shut in your face.
Steve Rogers: I guess I just don't why you'd wanna join the army if you're a beautiful dame. Or a beautiful...a woman. An agent, not a dame! You are beautiful, but...
Peggy Carter: You have no idea how to talk to a woman, do you?
Steve Rogers: This is the longers conversation I've had with one. Women aren't exactly lining up to dance with a guy they might step on.
Peggy Carter: You must have danced?
Steve Rogers: Well, asking a woman to dance always seems so terrifying. And the past few year just didn't seem to matter that much. Figured I'd wait.
Peggy Carter: For what?
Steve Rogers: Right partner.