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Frank Ocean - GQ 2012
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One chef's salad, please.
Chef's salad again? Aren't you tired of it?
It's not for me.
Girlfriend? It's her favorite?
I dunno, she never said it wasn't.
Maybe she'd like something different for once? Try fish and chips. That's good.
What if she doesn't like it?
Get both and let her choose. You can't go wrong.
Won't that be a waste?
Doesn't cost much. Come on, give her a choice!
Okay. one chef's salad, one fish and chips.
Oh! Coming up.
Thanks.
[Next evening]
Fish and chips, please.
See, I told you she'd like it.
She should have said she didn't like chef's salad.
You never gave her any chance! If you had, she might have said. Speaking of choice...try pizza tonight.
Dunno if she'll like that.
Then do the same trick: get both. Won't break the bank.
Okay!
[Next evening]
Want to try something different again? The hot dog is good.
No thanks, just a black coffee.
Nothing for your girlfriend?
She's gone.
Why?
To try something else, she said. I guess she's right. Plenty of choice in men, just like food. I guess I should've stuck with the chef's salad.
Never mind! She'll try someone else and find out you're better. And she'll come running back.
Thanks.
